Category Archives: Stoned Stories

McGyver Night

I was in my room one night and I pulled out my bong and started smoking. I broke my bowl and down stem being all high and dopey. I used the tube for a hookah pen/stick that my friend gave me as a down stem and my pipe as a...

Busted

So about a week ago my mom found my brothers bud, she’s supper religiouse, I’m talking about church every Sunday for about 6 years and to this day shes stiil on a roll. She used to make me go every Sunday for about two years in puerto Rico and a...

End of the World?!

So me and my girlfriend were in Santa Barbara and at midnight, early December 21st, 2012, the day “the world was going to end, ” we decided to go smoke a bowl under the Santa Barbara Beach Pier. We walked onto the sand and were directly under the pier so...

X = 0

We used to wake and bake back in junior high. I’m 44 now, so this was back in the 80′s during the Just Say No idiotic campaign. Well, we changed that shit to Just Say Know, Just Say Now, etc. Anyways, back to getting baked. So, we all used to...

So baffdassled

Got really high with shit, getting higher still. Stood in the middle of my room, 20 mins ago saying “Jom jom jom,” wrote a whole story about it – even had some great japanese in there too – then my high-ass-motherfucking-dumbshit self accidentaylly deleted the story. Fuck iOS -Buzzkuff Lob...

Gino Giant

It was the year they retired the Gino Giant. It was to be replaced by the Hero. Gino’s is today’s KFC , and the Big Mac was created to take down the Giant. Me and my boy’s had some Tiestick it was a pretty gold thing. We also had some...

Talk about Vertigo!

I was out at a bar with friends and smoked a blunt for the first time before going in. Well…had a couple of wines, felt fine, got up to go to the restroom and the entire bar was spinning. I had to act cool while holding on to the walls...

Crazy Tripp

So I had my good friend over to smoke and i’m pretty new to it and it was pretty much her first time. W were at my house alone for a couple of hours, and then my mom would be home. I wanted to make sure we both got good...

That High.

Packed one bowl too many and when tried to take a sip of my water, I instead tried to take a hit of weed from it like it was a bong. Burned a hole in the side of the bottle and it leaked out all over me. That high....

my stoner poem

weed weed good for my lungs the more you smoke the more your fun so roll it up and smoke the blunt aint the world funny when its filled with c@@ts so as i exhale the stinky cheese og kush your the one for me holla for the stoners the...